Nothing to see here

Were you actually expecting something

Seriously stop scrolling down

 You’re wasting your time. Go check out music on the other pages!!

Ok at this point, I assume you’ve listened to all of the content on this site, so you’re scrolling to find the secret video at the end of this page.

 I hate to break it to ya, but there aint no secrets on this page.

 You clearly don’t believe me…

 Shame. I guess you’ll just keep scrolling ‘til you reach the end of the page, where you’ll find… absolutely nothing.

This is your last chance — if you keep scrolling, the entire internet will blow up. That’s right, the whole thing.

HOW COME YOU NEVER BELIEVE ME? YOU FOOL!!!! I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NOTHING AT THE END. YOU’VE MADE IT. CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE. YOU HAVE EARNED THE I’VE MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF AN EMPTY PAGE ACHIEVEMENT. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELF?! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE CLEVER FOR IGNORING ALL OF MY DETERRENTS?!

You’re still not done yet? Seriously, what is your motivation to continue scrolling down this page

 This page could go on forever, just saying.

In fact, this page does go on forever, and at this rate, you’re going to spend the rest of your life reading it

 Go away.

 HOORAY!! THIS IS THE ACTUAL END!! YOU’VE MADE IT!!

I wish I had your drive. Reading pointless lines of text on a pointless page to achieve a non-existent goal — I’d last less than a few seconds!

 Your persistence is irritating. You win.